Buster Bluth: You said my father was my father but my uncle is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE.
best idea, ever
sarahtheimpossible: So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE. First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean...
secretjonahtime asked: Doing. Psst. Ssh!
I Must Confess in Threes
Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
Doing: Three habits that I have.
Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
Dream: Three wishes I have.
Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.
Anonymous asked: 8, 12, 19, 28
riotingfeminist: start0fsomething: Anyone ever burped while making out? Am i the only one? It was adorable. And hilarious. Omg. You’re the greatest.
Anyone ever burped while making out? Am i the only one?
HUGS NOT UGH'S
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
howling-foryou: coolscar: egberts: imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas Omggg
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
being trans* means your body never ever ever...
teen-boy-fag: not because of some “born in the wrong body” bullshit but because doctors and therapists and family members and friends and even fucking strangers think they have a right to your body a right to tell you how to live your gender a right to tell you how to express your gender a right to tell you what gender you are or are not a right to ask you how you have sex a right to ask...
Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
Registered for Power/Play, not sure if i’m going to love being in a year long program, but i’m pretty stoked anyways! Anyone else in it? :)
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
everyone: it's just a tv show
you: STOP TALKING
everyone: it's just a movie
everyone: it's just a...
you: YOU HAVE LOST THE RIGHT TO SPEAK
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
sucks for anyone who didn’t get to kiss Jess today.
stayyoungandadventure: I saw a post which reminds me. TMI tuesday, ask me anything. Just don’t be assholes!
zeuspiss: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.